Qatar airlines

[hanko]

dessvärre! Singopore Airlines har jag hört var ”vänliga” till surfgrejer! Men det är några år sen! Vart ska du?

[diil]

Vet tyvärr inget om Qatar airlines, men har hört följande om Quantas:….

> After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a ”gripe
> sheet,” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The
> mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and
> then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it
> be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.
> Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas’ pilots
> (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by
> maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that
> has never had an accident…. Enjoy!
>
> P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
> S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
>
> P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
> S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
>
> P: Something loose in cockpit.
> S: Something tightened in cockpit.
>
> P: Dead bugs on windshield.
> S: Live bugs on back-order.
>
> P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute
> descent.
> S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
>
> P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
> S: Evidence removed.
>
> P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
> S: DME volume set to more believable level.
>
> P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
> S: That’s what they’re for.
>
> P: IFF inoperative.
> S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
>
> P: Suspected crack in windshield.
> S: Suspect you’re right
>
>
> P: Number 3 engine missing.
> S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
>
> P: Aircraft handles funny.
> S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
>
> P: Target radar hums.
> S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
>
> P: Mouse in cockpit.
> S: Cat installed.
>
> P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget is
> pounding on something with a hammer.
> S: Took hammer away from midget

Sorry om jag sabbat tråden. Tillbaka till Qatar! /D

[swe-496]

Den var riktigt bra;)..
Rolig läsning en tråkig Tisdagkväll..

[johnnee]

hahaha! nice boys, tack för infon.. 😀 jompa